I was driving the other day with cash and I was thinking about how I would maybe try to get out of a speeding ticket.

How'd you do it? So like you're the cop. Okay. Hey, let me. I'm in my

Hi, sir, you know how fast you were going?

Officer Closure eyes. Oh

Yeah, what the fuck was that? See serious one checkered cars, but I'm at her.

What the fuck? Shut up. Sorry. Yes, shout out bitch. We're doing a sketch. All right.

You know how fast you're going, sir.

Officer just before we continue to stoop me a favor. Mm-hmm. Just close your eyes.

Okay, so this is just not really protocol, just trust me. Just trust me. Just close your eyes. Okay.

I know ask it again. Do you know how fast you're going? I'm not sure. Oh

Oh, you sound like my favorite, uh, Twitch streamer. Oh, yeah. His name's Noel Miller.

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Let's lift the plane stop. There's no.

Goodbye. The only air force is at the house that a flying disc has been found and is now in the

possession of the army. I'm just thinking what have you

just tried to get the whole ticket just you really put it out there like tell me how fast I was

going. Like trying to do the TikTok guide girl voice. Yeah. Yeah. Drop it all the way to your stomach.

Why are you gonna take me away? Why don't you put the ticket between my big jugs?

I have huge tits. Wait, what you do?

I'm on picture right now. Oh my god. Oh, huge milkies. I'm scared you're gonna see into my big

milkies if you open your eyes. Oh, I want, I want to open my eyes. Run the name. Damn it,

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