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Well this is kind of shocking. I read this and I'm like what? I guess it makes sense but it just

it hurts. Yeah. On Sesame Street. Cookie Monster? Yeah. Those aren't real cookies.

Well, you thought that they were? What did you? I thought they were real cookies.

Really? Why not? Why not? Because it's a puppet.

He doesn't actually have like teeth and stuff that he could bite down on.

They're made of pancake mix, puffed rice, instant coffee, grape nuts, and water and colored gobs of glue for chocolate chips.

Sure. But they don't want to get real oils, fats, or sugars on the puppet. Yeah yeah I guess I just never thought about that

so sorry this has to be heartbreaking for you's all the big fake joke

didn't see this coming.

Landline phones with cords are a hot new thing to own for Gen Z.

They're taking all our stuff back.

Right.

So the New York Post was asking Jinziers why.

What's up with this?

And one girl said she liked the thrill of not knowing who's calling because it doesn't have

caller ID.

Do you remember being thrilled?

I did not like the thrill.

I'm not knowing.

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