It's Monday, it's February 13th, and the word of the day is quiddling, which means

the act of keeping busy with trivial stuff as a way to avoid more important things.

Using a sentence, quiddling is a good word for scrabble depending on your dictionary and

the board. But don't let it get in the way of your podcast listening. That's the important

thing. See, and here I was thinking you were just announcing your resignation with a

head cold heat. Yeah, I thought we were workshopping

derogatory terms for people who keep buying J.K. Rowling stuff despite knowing what a piece

of shit she has. I have no illusions. Oh, me, my boss Nick. Oh, me, he's

then right and broadcasting delay from America's far center. We are the skeptic rats. Oh,

this week's episode, Governor Sanders enters the State of the Union from the top row.

Archery Taylor Green gets jealous of people with thought balloons and goes for a D.Y.I.

And the House Oversight Committee holds an ACME hearing that does not end well for them.

But first, the rest of the intro music. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow

skeptic rats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick. Gentlemen, happy almost Valentine's Day. I just

like to say that I love you both. And I love you, Heath. That's so nice. And I want

you to know now that I have the deadly COVID-19 virus. Please do not blame yourself, Heath,

for all the times that you were mean to me. Okay. Or the times you change the podcast

of us without my permission. I don't want you to beat yourself up for that. For though

I may die of the deadly COVID-19 virus, which I have very serious, I don't want you to

have any guilt, either of you. Valentine's Day is my anniversary. No, I am dying. Okay.

In our lead story tonight, Joe Biden does not have COVID as far as we know. And he delivered

the State of the Union address last week. And we learned that the state is, well, that

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