193: New Ways to Wipe Your Ass

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Three close man friends gather around to wipe their asses.

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Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:38.1	Hello and welcome. Welcome. I hello. Hello and welcome to the official podcast. It is your typical
0:46.8	three men on the show today. As always, we have only ever had three hosts. As it has always been,
0:53.0	they have myself, Andrew, you have Charlie, you have Kaya. Normally our recurring guest, Jackson
1:00.6	would be joining us. But what was that thing he said in that nasty email he sent us this morning?
1:06.8	It was like paragraphs and paragraphs. It was like you guys don't respect me on the show. Really
1:11.7	just undermine my opinions. I can't take it anymore. Gave an address for some reason.
1:18.8	That we don't take as a DHT seriously. He gets triggered a lot that we ignore his triggers and limits
1:24.3	and is safe. We're it's apparently on some such stuff. He's been going. The biggest thing was
1:28.1	sensory overload. Oh yeah. He said he said all the claps syncing was getting like he was hearing
1:34.9	it. Streams. I don't know. I couldn't escape it. He's been moving in some weird Tumblr circles.
1:41.3	If that's the thing. If not, then he's moving in some weird Twitter circles.
1:45.1	He's bringing back some weird Tumblr circles so he can move in them.
1:52.8	So what have you guys been up to this past week?
1:59.1	Same old same old except Andrew and I are in a horror movie.
2:03.2	Oh we can talk about that now. Tell us. Yeah. I just can't go into super detail.
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