193: Dregments

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Comedy, Geoffrey The Dumbass, Headgum Podcast, Movies, Tv, Jake And Amir, Tv & Film, Friends, Leisure, Headgum, Pop Culture, Geoffrey James, Games, Jake Hurwitz, Culture, Amir Blumenfeld

5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jake, Amir, and Anya join Geoff in Studio G for the first-ever edition of DREGMENTS, a "punched-down" version of Jake and Amir's podcast, Segments.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:07.0	Previously on the headgum podcast.
0:09.0	Amir, how was your weekend?
0:11.0	Much less eventful than that. I didn't see any Broadway musicals I didn't see anything at all I stayed at home I watched
0:17.6	football we're dogs sitting an extra dog so I got two dogs instead of one and it feels
0:22.1	like it's three times the work I mean it's just like when you got two things interacting with each other forget about it.
0:27.6	And one's an older guy, he can't even jump on the couch, he's whining, I gotta lift him up every time he goes anywhere.
0:34.3	We got diapers for the little dude.
0:36.0	Thankfully he hasn't had to use him, but it was definitely in play as he gets excited
0:40.5	very easily, anxious skittish, scared.
0:43.2	He's 15 plus, so you know, in a...
0:45.6	Oh my God.
0:46.6	Human years, that's 90 years old.
0:48.5	Is it small?
0:49.7	He looks like my dog, but even smaller and older. They look like twins a little bit. I didn't mean to insult on yet. I mean this
0:56.8	whole room is shit. That's crazy. I don't like the way they feel. Which ones do you like? I don't like the way they feel.
1:03.0	I don't know.
1:06.0	Beats by Dre.
1:08.0	Sorry.
1:09.0	I'm not gonna stand for the Studio G slander.
1:12.0	Did we start?
1:13.0	There's no way because we didn't hear it's like a preamble.
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