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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#193: Do The Opposite

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2017

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

1- Have a wonderful flood!
2- That’s what the Government does.
3- Lock the church, there’s a flood out there.
4- The Big Lie is just that.
5- Don’t take away my dream.
6- My sword is bigger than yours.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 193 of my podcast, who's paying attention.

0:07.6

I'm laughing because it is now 7 a.m. on Tuesday, a day after Labor Day. I've been up since about five,

0:15.4

and don't wake up and start looking at social media. Like, will never get back to sleep and you will have a bad day.

0:26.2

I don't know why I would do such a thing.

0:28.4

It's the dumbest thing ever.

0:29.5

But anyway, so here it is.

0:31.9

I'm coming off of a phenomenal weekend.

0:34.2

I was just in the south of France over Labor Day weekend. My friend Vink,

0:39.4

an incredible percussionist and musician. You've heard me talk about him before. If you don't know,

0:45.1

look him up, V-I-N-X, Vinks. Anyway, he moved to Chalabre in France about two years ago,

0:53.5

and he got married this weekend, and I went

0:55.8

for the wedding, and I have to say, the south of France, just absolutely beautiful. I stayed in a town

1:03.6

called Carcassonne, and I don't speak French at all, so I'm pronouncing everything wrong,

1:08.6

and I apologize to the French for it. But I was in a beautiful hotel right across the street from the castle.

1:15.6

Castles are kind of cool.

1:17.6

Like this was, this castle was, it was the village, right?

1:21.6

So it's like a walled village inside, you know, shops, restaurants, everything that the old castles had, right?

1:28.6

I didn't see any serfs.

1:30.8

I would have liked to see a few serfs wandering around.

1:34.1

But, you know, I got the vibe.

1:36.4

It was very, very interesting.

1:40.7

Of course, with Game of Thrones culture, whenever you see a castle, you're like, all right, where's a dragon?

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