#193 Did The Illuminati Clone Jim Carrey?!
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🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Figuring our if the Illuminati cloned Jim Carrey or not, finding out your animal based on your birth month, completing the white boy Mount Rushmore, the terrifying rules of North Korea, and more!
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0:00 DID THEY CLONE JIM CARREY?
4:16 MAKESHIFT UPDATES!
7:32 ANIMAL BASED ON BIRTH MONTH?
13:47 BEAT ATHLETES WITH A HANDICAP?
18:22 THE WHITE BOY MOUNT RUSHMORE!
23:12 MICROSOFT ENDING XBOX!
30:53 TERRIFYING RULES IN NORTH KOREA!
36:29 OUR FIRST BUSINESS TOGETHER!
41:30 INVENTIONS PEOPLE HATED!
48:02 FORK, KNIFE, SPOON BAND!
51:23 MEMBER SHOUTOUTS!
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| 1:10.7 | Do you think that I'm not going to believe this? |
| 1:12.4 | I don't know. |
| 1:12.7 | There's a lot of things leading up to this. Yeah, I'm fully on board. You're fully on board? You don't think it's... I don't think the moon landing was real. Do you think that I'm not going to believe this? |
| 1:12.4 | I don't know. There's a lot of things leading up to this. And then the actual interview itself, turns out Jim Carrey might have been cloned. Yeah, talking about it. So in 2014, have you seen the clip of him on Jimmy Kim alive? Yes, the one where we went like this? Yes. Yeah, it was a little weird for me. I didn't fully enjoy that. You did that last week. No, I didn't do that. You just did it now. |
| 1:30.3 | You did it last week. |
| 1:28.2 | No, I didn't do that. |
| 1:29.4 | You just did it now. |
| 1:30.3 | You did it last week? |
| 1:31.3 | No, I didn't. |
| 1:32.2 | Okay. I didn't do that. Okay. I'm such a bad liar, but I'm not lying. I'm pretty sure you did it on camera when we were filming. I didn't do it on camera while filming. |
| 1:40.8 | I don't think I did. |
| 1:42.6 | On Jimmy Kimmel Live, he made an Illuminati hand signal. |
| 1:46.1 | Like you just showed, I won't do it. |
| 1:47.6 | Okay. |
| 1:47.9 | He claimed to be a whistleblower on the show. Yes. What do you think about that? What do you think I thought about that, Zach? You thought it was real? I thought it was real. Okay. Recently, he was seen on the red carpet at the 51st Caesar Awards in Paris, France. Talk about award show. We were just talking before this. They have an award show for everything. Yeah, we were talking about how actors get nominated like 80 times for each movie in different award shows. I don't understand all the award shows. But Jim Carrey did have a good French accent. He did. He did his speech in France. I don't know. What was that? I got crossed between France and French. France. France. His behavior tone, his behavior and tone threw people off, and he didn't look like himself. A hundred percent. And he was on a talk show like a week before or two weeks before, and he had short hair. Yes, he was seen weeks before looking |
| 2:34.2 | different and acting differently than this appearance. Few things that prove this theory correct. |
| 2:39.5 | Eye color. His eyes were a different color. So Jim Carrey notoriously has brown eyes. His eyes were |
| 2:44.3 | like a blue slash like hazel in that video. I couldn't tell. I'm colorblind. Yeah, you are. Sorry. |
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