192: Your Mom & Dad: Golden Bachelor Mel’s PREMIERE!

Your Mom & Dad

Audioboom Studios

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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The Golden Bachelor Premiere is here and Mel has A LOT of explaining to do - and we have A LOT to say about it! Today Your Mom and Dad give all their thoughts and opinions on that premiere, Mel’s apology, the amazing Golden Gals and their limo entrances, the First Impression Rose, the first 1-on-1, a cheerleading group date, and much more!

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0:00.0	Your mom and dad
0:07.0	Your mom and dad
0:09.0	Your mom and dad
0:11.0	You mom and dad Well, welcome home, family family.
0:32.5	It's your mom and dad.
0:34.0	It's your mom and dad.
0:36.0	And good news. Good news. It seems as if ABC has taken Mel Owens and paid for him to go on some sort of, you know, week-long sabbatical seminar somewhere, maybe some sort of older women
0:56.8	anonymous group to cure his fear of older women. And I am happy to report that Mel Owens is back and
1:04.2	he is no longer attracted to younger women anymore. Oh, wow. It is incredible. A success case on our hands.
1:12.2	It's good to be here.
1:13.7	I am no longer attracted to young models.
1:16.7	It's crazy.
1:18.0	My entire life.
1:19.3	That was my number one preference.
1:22.8	And now all of a sudden, because I was caught on a podcast saying stuff, I didn't
1:27.3	know how the internet worked. And now I in big trouble if I already hates me.
1:30.8	So I now no longer am attracted to beautiful young women.
1:35.6	I am attracted to these old ladies.
1:37.5	I mean these beautiful, amazing old ladies.
1:41.2	Women of a certain age.
1:42.3	I am a trap.
1:43.5	What did they tell me to say?
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