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The Basement Yard

#192 - Would You Sell Your Undies?

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we discuss how many times we use the same towel, selling our underwear and a bunch of other stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, check it check it check it check it check it check it check it

0:07.4

Good what's good welcome back to the basement yard. It's the boys

0:10.6

What what big D twink J in the house, you know what I'm saying?

0:15.6

Yeah, you're dressed very well today. Yeah, you like that shit finally. I did me on an episode

0:20.0

I I did you tried not like you finally tried to look you try it. Well, yeah, you look good

0:27.2

Presentable I just wear t-shirts. Yeah, but you know

0:30.7

Clean up a little bit got nice haircut. I'm going to brunch not brunch. What the fuck? I'm going to happy hour

0:36.7

That sounds nice. You're also coming. I am coming. Yeah, you're gonna have a virgin cock

0:43.8

What's up a virgin cocktail?

0:46.2

Okay, yeah, well that you know we have to explain that to people because we know

0:50.2

A virgin cocktail is is a cocktail with no alcohol in it if you don't know

0:55.2

But a virgin cock is just a cock that hasn't been inside of a vagina yet. Yes, so there's two virgin cocks

1:00.9

Yeah, well, we'll see all the night the day goes. What are you doing there? I'm trying to rip this fucking thing off

1:05.3

It's getting annoying. You know what I hate unlike Stella's the paper on top of the on top of the beer. Oh, yeah to open it

1:13.3

Just get rid of the paper it's disgusting the paper is horrible disgusting. I hate

1:20.2

What what was that my back your backs fucked. Yeah, I think I need a new mattress

1:25.7

Casper, where you at? What I think I need a new mattress. I don't know. I think I think I've been sleeping weird

1:31.6

Because my yo, I hate when people say oh, maybe you slept weird. It's like you what do you think I'm doing in there?

1:36.6

You think I'm sleeping like suspended from the fucking ceiling? No, but you could be

1:40.7

You could be sleeping in different positions because you probably move a lot throughout the night. How many times you wake up?

1:47.0

In the same position that you went sleeping

1:50.2

Never that's what I'm saying. So you toss and turn I toss and turn my doctor told me that the safest way

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