192 - Uncle Dan
Tangentially Speaking with Christopher Ryan
Chris Ryan
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2016
⏱️ 127 minutes
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Summary
That Dos Equis guy's role model must have been my uncle Dan. Has Mr. Dos Equis ever delivered babies? Has he piloted several types of planes all over North America? Has he been rolling in money and then seen it rolling away? Does he effortlessly charm women 30 years younger than him without so much as a hint of creepiness while laughing about two types of cancer and serious nerve damage from a motorcycle accident? Go on, Mr. Dos Equis, have another drink and listen to my uncle Dan's story.
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| 0:00.0 | I wake up in the morning, be a hot clock tells me when I wake up a coffee in the |
| 0:24.0 | morning. I find the nearest freeway, yeah I got places to be, I sound like a good American |
| 1:06.9 | life to me. I sound like a good American life to me. I just try to catch my breath so I can |
| 1:25.6 | tell myself I'm free, feels like I'm running circles, guess I'll wait and see. I sound like a good American life to me. |
| 1:40.4 | I never got ships in the go, yeah we got a man in Japan, got boots on the ground, |
| 1:54.7 | Germany, and I've got a stain, and they got families in love with kids they ain't never seen. |
| 2:07.0 | I sound like a good American life to me. I sound like a good American life to me. I just try to catch my breath so I can tell myself I'm free, feels like I'm running circles, guess I'll wait and see. |
| 2:35.0 | I sound like a good American life to me. |
| 2:42.0 | I keep waiting out, who is, and everyone will stop, but they keep right on telling us, |
| 3:11.9 | this room I paid the tuck. So I'm getting up tomorrow, guess I'll go on the beat. I sound like a good American life to me. |
| 3:29.9 | I sound like a good American life to me. I sound like a good American life to me. I sound like a good American life to me. |
| 3:47.8 | Yeah, I think he means that ironically. It sounds like an American life, it sounds like a somewhat typical American life, but I don't know if it sounds like a good American life. |
| 4:07.8 | I'm going to add Dupa, who is a friend of the podcast. I'd like to interview Ed at some point. Maybe when I put together this podcast tour I've been cooking out. I'm going to buy a van. |
| 4:24.8 | In fact, this week's guest, my uncle Dan, hopefully is going to help me purchase an outfit of an that I will then use to drive around the United States of America and interview fascinating folks who are all over the place in that beautiful tragic, strange land. |
| 4:54.7 | So that's Ed Dupa. I played that because it's the 4th of July. It's just after the 4th of July and also because the shit is hitting the fan in America. |
| 5:09.7 | And did I know some of you probably get annoyed listening to me, bitching and whining about America, but please understand that it's motivated by grief. |
| 5:27.6 | Every fucking day there's another massacre. I grew up in America. There's a lot about America that I love. It's the most beautiful. |
| 5:39.7 | It contains some of the most beautiful places I've ever seen and I've been all over this planet and it contains some of the sweetest, kindest, most interesting people that you're going to find anywhere. |
| 5:58.6 | The bad man, it's the end of the road. The shit's hitting the fan over there. And it's very difficult to see. It's very difficult to see what happens when a culture is completely co-opted by corporate interests. |
| 6:21.6 | And that's what's happened. The fundamental difference between European society and I can't speak about Asian societies because I don't understand them. I don't speak an Asian language. I can't claim to know what the fuck is going on in a place like Thailand or China or whatever. |
| 6:41.6 | Although it certainly looks like China is suffering from the same affliction as the United States, which is when a culture is completely dominated by corporate interests. |
| 6:54.5 | It's no longer oriented toward wellness. It's no longer oriented toward taking care of people. It's all about profit. |
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