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192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast

0:24.2

this week coming to you from the Glee Comedy Club in Cardiff.

0:30.4

My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with Anich Zinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James

0:36.0

Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from

0:40.8

the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go starting with you, James.

0:47.1

Okay, my fact this week is the oldest surviving Sutty puppet has just been bought to auction

0:52.0

and is bought by Sutty. No, it was by the new guy Richard Cadal who's in charge of Sutty at the moment

1:01.0

and whenever he bitted for it he bitted it with Sutty on his hands. Wow, that is great.

1:10.7

That's very cool. Sutty's emancipated himself. Yeah, cool.

1:17.2

It's actually more like he sold himself back in dislavery.

1:24.6

Okay, get this. When they were on television together, Sutty and Sue were never allowed to touch

1:29.4

each other in case things got too steamy. Yeah, so this is true. Sutty and Sue, when Sue was

1:39.8

introduced, there was a worry at the BBC that this would introduce a sexual element and too much

1:46.0

sexual tension to the show and so she was only allowed in on sufferance that she never touched

1:51.3

him and that he never touched her. They didn't speak to her beforehand and go, this is what you're

1:55.6

not allowed to do, right? Well, no, for international listeners, they're both love puppet bears.

1:59.5

So it's easy to enforce. But actually Sue is a panda and pandas aren't bears.

2:08.0

So there's a certain amount of interspecies stuff going on there. Yeah, true. Wow. Oh, no.

2:13.6

No, no. Wasn't she, was she voiced by the wife of the person who did Sutty? Yeah, Harry

2:22.0

Corbett's wife played her, but then Harry Corbett's son took over the role, but his mum stayed playing

2:29.7

the girlfriend. But it was an unusual setup. Yeah. I think he actually replaced her, didn't he? His daughter

2:36.4

replaced her quite quickly and said he didn't want her playing Sue any more maybe because of that.

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