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Hello Dysfunction

192: Little Mama

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Starting out with a little ASMR. They aren’t called “windmeals”. You gotta be a little well off to really enjoy Disney. Childhood makes you the person you’ll be. Nightmares have been really rude lately and unnecessary details are Crystal’s favorite.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

good afternoon kids we're doing a little picnic so if you hate eating I

0:22.9

suggest you skip like 30 seconds I'm sorry I haven't ate I have to have a snack

0:27.5

her fasting window is open guys it's wide open promoting eating disorders

0:33.6

oh my god right starvation

0:42.1

welcome to episode 192 of hello dysfunction I'm crystal I'm putter

0:48.7

for you there's a cat in here that ain't supposed to be an old one that doesn't

0:52.5

do nothing wrong in life no none of them are good come on mama sit on my lap

0:56.2

like it's a baby don't say none of them are good you don't even know them like

0:59.9

that baby you're good you guys I survived fucking oh god oh day in Disneyland

1:09.5

sorry california barely barely let me explain my trip real quick so

1:19.1

I know sorry you guys okay should we start over no not at all but it's in the

1:35.0

name it's in the bright morning so driving down there you know we like to

1:42.7

you too we like stop it fucking the dirtiest truck stops we can find and

1:46.4

shit that's like my favorite game to play it's where I get a lot of my wardrobe

1:51.7

honestly so we go in this one bathroom I don't remember which one it was it was

2:00.8

in a town called westly that's right past the windmills right yeah about another

2:09.8

30 45 minutes past and you know what I noticed about the windmills so when we were

2:14.5

younger the what the windmills don't start on my fucking dialect windmills windmills

2:21.4

when the windmills when we were little there were similar windmills also no no and they used to

2:31.5

wash no anyways okay when we were younger the windmills shut up um there were different

2:42.1

ones right yeah don't you remember there were different styles there were the ones that looked

2:45.6

like egg beaters upside down egg they went like that they don't have those anymore right I was

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