191: Bang Bang Niner Gang

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to episode 191
Peez swings on everyone, genetics are crazy and we’re slowly becoming our moms. Don’t send illegal things thru the mail, Crystal has very sexual recipes and it’s so cute when you let kids dress themselves.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi guys, welcome to Hello Disfunction. I'm Patta Freya.
0:20.0	I'm stuck. I'm just waiting for you to fall over.
0:25.0	I'm Crystal. It's episode 191.
0:29.0	She's rude. I was trying to sing her a very nice song.
0:33.0	And she didn't appreciate it. I just wanted to hurry up.
0:35.0	I was like, come on. I want to go home.
0:37.0	Hurry up. She comes in here, plays music on her phone, starts performing.
0:41.0	I'm not here for all that.
0:43.0	The look on her face and her awkwardness just brings me so much joy.
0:47.0	It's what I do to feel good inside.
0:50.0	I'm tired of it. Come on.
0:52.0	Guys, this show going all I did was say,
0:55.0	give me the beat boys and free my soul.
0:59.0	Oh, you don't want to finish? You're done.
1:03.0	Your face.
1:04.0	Okay, your face, I could even fucking do it.
1:07.0	Anyways, we're here.
1:10.0	And the baby's been sick. That's you.
1:12.0	Oh, that's the for once. It's not you.
1:15.0	It's my food a lot. My feeding alarm already went off at two o'clock.
1:20.0	I'm in my feeding window already.
1:25.0	I need this fucking Botox to wear off on my upper lip
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