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Matt Christiansen Live

#192 | Impeachment Dead, the Race to Lose Iowa, Woke Super Bowl Ads

Matt Christiansen Live

Matt Christiansen

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🗓️ 3 February 2020

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Impeachment is dead as Democrats lose votes for witness testimony, Biden and Warren compete to see who can lose Iowa to Bernie, woke Super Bowl ads make 'herstory,' and much more!  CORRECTION: I bungled the Bloomberg ad - I confused two of his ads. He does have one featuring a Parkland person, story here: http://bit.ly/38YVCt5 However, this mom is not related to the Parkland shooting. Her son was killed in an entirely separate incident in Texas, story here: https://fxn.ws/2Oo85hZ I apologize for the error and will correct next week. MC Support the show: On the website: http://www.mattchristiansenmedia.com/support Or on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/beauty-and-the-beta  Superchat on Streamlabs instead: http://bit.ly/2CUSiSv  Deals for listeners: https://www.mattchristiansenmedia.com/deals  Check out tonight's sponsor Flyover States at flyover-states.com, use promo code 'MCListener' for 10% off storewide! Find listeners in your area: https://www.mattchristiansenmedia.com/community  Show merchandise: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6 (If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Clips YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2O72ZsZ  Clips BitChute channel: http://bit.ly/32InGPc  Alternative video platforms:DLive: http://www.dlive.tv/mlchristiansen BitChute: http://bit.ly/2P9UrxT  Contact and social media:http://www.mattchristiansenmedia.com/contact Email: beautyandthebeta@gmail.com Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3z  Our Discord server: New users use this link: https://discord.gg/Uhattun  Existing users use this link: https://discord.gg/4rkxcZv  Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepj Listen on Apple Podcasts: http://apple.co/23YM9rM Listen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqD Listen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8E Listen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhE Listen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8  Artwork by Facepalm RealityFacepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4V Facepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9  MusicBearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM "Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7  Items referenced:London Terrorist attack: https://cnn.it/2SgoWo0  Britain leaves the EU: https://cnn.it/392F17H  British flag removed from EU Council building: https://bit.ly/392rw88 Rule Britannia: https://youtu.be/rB5Nbp_gmgQ  Brexit hoax hate: http://bit.ly/36SsCSn  Nikolas Cruz attacks prison guard: http://bit.ly/2OljVcJ https://youtu.be/m8mhZF8-RV0 Jeff Younger wins: http://bit.ly/2u86Yw2 Lemon and friends laugh at you, but Lemon says he wasn’t laughing at people: https://washex.am/36zd8T1 Murkowski decides no on additional witnesses: http://bit.ly/37TmUAL  Witness vote fails, acquittal set for Wednesday: https://cnn.it/2RP7tEm  Roberts blocks mention of Marshmallow: https://politi.co/2GADxVV  Rand Paul’s question: http://bit.ly/31gI49J  No, Rand Paul didn’t break the law: http://bit.ly/2SgbUH6  Nadler says case proven beyond any doubt: http://bit.ly/2uQ1Hcj Lamar Alexander’s statement on voting no on witnesses: http://bit.ly/3b3l6qY  Trump is now king: http://bit.ly/3b79bby  Not a true acquittal: http://bit.ly/38YCrzx  Biden says vote for someone else: https://youtu.be/2HHqcr43qr0  More touchy Biden: http://bit.ly/2SaA2Lo  Biden implies he might die: http://bit.ly/395B7uz  More Biden gaffes: http://bit.ly/31i2MpP Warren meets Jacob the trans kid: https://youtu.be/NQIXGh-PQ-8  Warren doubles down on the trans kid picking the education secretary: http://bit.ly/2ScPAOD Warren asks about court legitimacy during impeachment Q&A: http://bit.ly/2tbZtUg Big gay ice cream: http://bit.ly/2UgLA2a Bloomberg tries to shake a dog’s mouth: http://bit.ly/37vORyx  Dogs respond to Bloomberg: https://bit.ly/36QlWUL  National polling aggregation: http://bit.ly/2SWuK9r  Drag queen super bowl ad: http://bit.ly/2vyuvXl  Rejected PETA ad: http://bit.ly/36TU6qR  Why the PETA ad was rejected

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0:00.0

Welcome to your sanity safe space.

0:06.3

Not a fucking issue.

0:07.5

With your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

0:10.4

You're fucking a white male!

0:12.0

And a white female too.

0:14.2

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

0:18.6

Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, this is Beauty

0:25.0

and the Beta. And we will make America great again.

0:30.8

I believe in the sand beneath my toes. The beach gives a feeling and a deep feeling.

0:35.6

I believe in the face it grows. He also knows deep in his heart that Donald Trump couldn't find Ukraine on a map if you had the letter U and a picture of an actual physical crane next to it.

0:45.3

That's partly him playing to their base, the credulous boomer-roob demo that backs Donald Trump.

0:50.3

Donald Trump's a smart one in there. Y, y'all elitist for them.

0:55.7

You elitist with your geography and your maps

0:58.1

and your spelling. Even though my...

1:00.9

Your math and you're reading. Yeah, you're reading, you know.

1:05.4

Going other countries, sipping your latte.

1:09.9

All those lines on the map.

1:15.0

Only them,

1:15.7

the Melita's know where Ukraine is.

1:20.5

That was a good one.

1:21.8

I needed that.

1:22.8

I don't believe in belittling people

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