192. Crystal Corner (With the FamBand)

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Zach and Jess are powered by the arcane and unknowable power that is crystals! This is fortunate because their brains are melted this week, so any help is appreciated. The family band however is out in full force, and together they answer listener questions, reveal their origin story, Jess practices her tight 5, and also we’re pretty sure the actual Dave Matthews shows up? Song’s include: Jessie Two Drinks, I Do Not Know A Single Thing’s, We’re All Just Pig Puppet’s In The Wind, Heavy Tho?, Magic2Me, and Valley (girl)!

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0:00.0	In a world of crystals.
0:19.0	In a world of gems.
0:21.0	In a world where the gems are crystals and the crystals are people.
0:26.0	Not Steven Universe.
0:27.0	This is our thing and it's different.
0:29.0	It's called Off Book The Improved Musical Podcast.
0:32.0	It's that one is Zach Reno.
0:34.0	That one is Jessica McKenna.
0:35.0	We got Scott Pasteryla, King of Crystal's Crystal of Kings.
0:38.0	We got Brett Morris on the Amethyst.
0:41.0	I don't know.
0:42.0	I'm leaving.
0:43.0	I'm leaving.
0:44.0	No, don't you do.
0:45.0	First of all, that was said with so much less confidence than the thing that you said deserved.
0:50.0	That was said like you said garbage, but you're holding like a fabric.
0:54.0	I gotta go.
0:55.0	I don't know what to do with this fabric.
0:57.0	I gotta go.
0:59.0	Listen, our brains are weird.
1:02.0	That's just us being real.
1:04.0	I do think it's important to know.
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