192. A Guy Complimented Chris

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 760 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.0	Hey, what's up?
0:03.0	Hey, what's up, Lifeline? How you guys doing?
0:22.2	Put the right thing up. Uh, put the right thing up.
0:25.2	Appreciate it. Episode 192, baby. Never forget it. 192. One, one 92. Whoa.
0:30.2	Well, you could forget the number of the web. No. Never forget this episode this day, Sunday, December 28th, happy birthday two too. Quackety? Lost his mind. Mind broke.
0:41.8	How could you put quackety before the Lord of All Lords, the King of Kings, Denzel Washington?
0:46.8	Going to hell. The Lord of All Lord. Going to Hell. Getting ex-communicated. Jesus Christ, Denzo
0:52.2	Washington. How could you put him second and third, Stanley, RIP?
0:56.1	We love you, even though every movie that has been made in your way, based on your movies is, based on your comics, is,
1:02.1	a walk, I won't, I won't, a look, a look, phew.
1:04.4	The guy from Police Academy.
1:06.5	Shout out to Legends app for sponsoring this show, of free to play social casino and sportsbook.
1:13.8	Check it out at Legends.com.
1:16.4	That's with the Z-Legons.com.
1:18.3	And I will be in San Antonio this New Year's Eve performing.
1:22.5	So come on out.
1:23.3	My new tour starts to go for it.
1:25.3	It's called Tadanooga and Charlotte, North Carolina. And then I go. Actually, then I have a few club dates. Man, uh, in West Nyack, New York and Milwaukee. Montreal, Vancouver. Those are low ticket warnings. They might be sold out. So if you want to come to Vancouver and, uh, Montreal, get your tickets now. He's popular in Canada, kids.
1:45.0	Austin, Tacoma. Anyway, braggingchristley.com. To say anyway after that, you know. Yeah. Anyway, all those places anyway. Yeah. Seanberg, Illinois is, Seanberg is basically Chicago. We had a guy call in from Seanberg, Illinois. Oh, that's right. And he was from Croatia, which is mega-futian. That is super weird, yeah.
2:01.3	He'll probably come to the show, I hope.
2:02.5	But yeah, what we're going to do is we're going to change this screen now and then we're going to go back to the other screen. Yeah, he doesn't really get it. Our Patreon for our show, which is only five bucks. There's what now? Over 70 or over 70 episodes? And you know, it's just us. We're just banter and we're just bing bong,
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