#1910: Numero Dos

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

News, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Holiday fun from Kraft! Plus, veganism, drinking, Spirit Air, a Christmas Story... and Julia!

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0:00.0	Micah radio entertainment.
0:02.0	Available on demand every day in iTunes and the Google Play Store
0:07.0	and around the world on Micomarah show.
0:10.0	What more can we do for you?
0:12.0	It's the Mic O'Mara Show.
0:15.0	Yes, the most holy of days is almost upon us. And from now on, we're calling it Christmas
0:29.1	again. Ha ha ha. We're going to celebrate the true reason for the season, the original
0:36.4	in up of the day, Jesus. Are you listening, HBS?
0:45.6	What do you get for the man that has it all?
0:50.8	How about a rootin Putin Russian cheese ball?
0:55.0	Warning contains gluten. It's President Trump's Rooten, Putin, Russian, gluten, cheese balls.
1:01.0	Is that what I should have said at the beginning?
1:02.0	No, you're fine.
1:03.4	Oh, thank you.
1:04.4	Here we are.
1:05.4	Start by asking your press secretary to pound three reporters into a fine paste.
1:11.2	It doesn't really matter which ones. Then have her pour the paste. It doesn't really matter which ones. Then have her pour the paste all over your
1:16.4	body. When it heartens, force it into the innermost sanctum of a Russian nesting doll.
1:23.8	Be careful. In Russia, doll nests you.
1:27.8	Have your press secretary hold the doll in an 800 degree blasting furnace for three hours.
1:34.0	Don't worry, her species has heat-resistant skin.
1:38.6	When it's done, grab the doll by the handle and settle it out of court. After all the doll was asking for it.
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