Fans donate money to Kevin to Kevin so he can buy a fucking tripod.

Send him money now.

I had one, but it still doesn't solve the neck problem.

Are you using your phone?

Really?

You can't get it up high with the tripod?

I can't.

No, I can't.

I can't get a tripod that looks down at me. You got to get a big tripod. Well, you can. Yeah, you just got to get a taller tripod. Or put it on something. I know, but my wife had, Bruce gave me one. Mm-hmm. Oh, the alcoholic? Bruce the douche. Bruce the douche.

I'm trying to get Bruce to make a Bruce as a douce t-shirt, but he's so far and I haven't heard back.

Wait, so are we on?

Yeah, we're on.

All right, so, yeah, I can't, I'm trying to fucking, I get sick at a tripod because it doesn't really help, and it's just whatever, so I just hold it.

Anyway, we're here about, you know, it doesn't really help, and it's just whatever, so I just hold it. Anyway, we're here with Bob.

You know, it's the Monday after July 4th weekend.

I don't think anybody else had even been doing shows today, but we are because, you know, what else am I going to do?

And we're here with Bob Biggerstaff who won a food eating contest last night and Chad Zumach, a part of best and, uh,

rack me. Uh, uh,

so Bob, so tell everybody what you, what with the start,

Chad, do you see to eat food eating thing?

I didn't get to see it, but I saw some Twitter action that Bob won.

It was just,

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