So I've got a story to tell you.

So I've got a story to tell you.

Tell me.

So, the other night, I got a call for my buddy or a text actually and he's like hey man what are you doing on Thursday night? I was like I don't know he's like you want to you want to go to a thing I was like I'm going to need more information he's like well we've got a a ducks unlimited banquet

Mm and I would love to invite you to this Ducks Unlimited banquet. I've got a table and you can sit at our table.

I mean you hear that what do you think? Like what does that sound like to you?

Okay, I'm gonna go with dead honest.

It sounds maybe not great.

It sounds like somebody paid a lot of money for a fundraising event and like I will be asked for money for ducks at the event

and possibly served duck. What do you what do you mean you be asked for money for ducks?

What do you mean about that?

Well, it's clearly a fundraising event, right?

And one of the ways that you raise the funds for it is you have very expensive tables and then the

people who are members of the thing they invite other people who might be

willing to be a little bit philanthropic and then the second way you raise money is at the

event you're like hey is for a good cause we're supporting ducks there's a lot of

ducks out there that are on hard times. Yeah, right?

You know, ducks that have gone through a lot of turmoil

and we're doing what we can to pitch in and help the ducks.

Here are some photographs of sad ducks and some Sarah McLaughlin music.

Now we're going to send the plate around.

If you want to kick in on the ducks,

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