Hi everyone, welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, J.R. Mom, joined us

always by Jared Ed. Hi. How's it going Jared Ed? Pretty good. I hear this is a

no rules podcast. It is indeed. I hear this from you. Yep, you can do it

ever you want. Word on the street and from you. So if you got to keep your face

close to the mic and also no slurping into the mic. It seems like rules again. I'm

disappointed that there are still rules. I mean you can be as unprofessional as you

want. Actually, if you want to slurp, keep your head far away from the mic and

then that solves the problem. Again, with the rules, I could slurp whatever. I

don't want to slurp. I choose not to slurp. Well, the right choice. Also, we don't

have a drink because it's no rules. I'm sorry. I am looking at your

delivered potbelly Oreo shake sitting right there. That's pretty good. And I got to say,

near slurp level. That was very nice of you to get to order me a milkshake. I did. Yeah,

it was nice because I love you. I didn't order myself a milkshake. No, I mean it was very

selfless of you to order me a milkshake because I love you. I appreciate that you let me have a

sip but I didn't drink that milkshake. I'm prince because I let you have a sip.

There may have been some things in that order for you. Yes, I'm just saying I didn't order

myself a milkshake. Even though milkshakes are delish, I got one for you. Thank you. You're welcome.

That's nice. Because I asked you. No, you did not. No, you did volunteer it. I said,

would you like me to order you an Oreo milkshake and you said, yes please. I may have said,

that sounds like a good idea. My goodness. Good you just had. Taken away my glory, my heroicism.

Your niceness. Dealing my valor. Dealing your valor. Yeah, you can just put that on the table,

dear dad. Yeah. I always talked about this before. I like coasters. If you could go get a coaster,

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