191: I Am Jack's Mesentery

Grumpy Old Geeks

Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner

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4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2017

⏱️ 109 minutes

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We’re back for 2017 & Alexa Ruxpin’s gone wild; Zweckentfremdungsverbot; Medium’s broken system; Snapchat faked growth; self-driving cars are here NO THEY AREN’T; the Boring company; TV ransomware; bad TV & Swedish apps; surviving nukes; hunting unicorns! Show notes at http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/191 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Grumpy old geeks a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schultmeister and Jason
0:06.8	DeFilippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong in the internet and who's to blame.
0:16.9	Welcome to Grumpy old geeks for 2017. We're back. Woohoo. I'm Jason DeFilippo and I'm here with
0:22.8	Brian Schultmeister. I don't Jason. I'm doing great. It was seven degrees here today.
0:27.2	Brisk, I'm ready to go had about 18,000 cups of hot chocolate. Oh great. Yeah.
0:34.9	Well, you like pussyed out and ski dabbled back to Southern California after being in Canada for
0:39.4	a while. So you got to be nice and warm and relaxed and chill. It's actually been radiant cold
0:44.0	this whole week. Socks. This is not what I live here for. He lived there for the Prius and the beer,
0:50.3	I know. Yes. Yes. I almost got right over by a white Prius yesterday, which I had a
0:54.8	mason tol sticker on it. I saw your your your post about that. That was pretty funny. You hate
1:00.3	mason to and you also hate stop signs. Thanks a lot for that. Anyways, here we are. Let's
1:06.0	let's get into it. We have a lot. Yes. We have a metric poop ton. Oh, it's a clead show. No,
1:12.5	no. Fuck no. So quick note about CES. We are not we're going to we have a few things about CES,
1:18.4	but everybody on the planet's covering CES. So I think we just need to move on from even caring
1:24.1	about CES because we usually only cover things that are actual and not theoretical. I don't like
1:30.2	talking about vaporware. I don't like talking about the bullshit that people are doing just to
1:33.6	get press. So and this is why we generally don't talk about Apple. Thank you. Pretty much. Oh,
1:39.2	oh, quick show note though. Speaking of, I saw a Facebook post that you made over the holidays,
1:45.1	Jason, which one did I make? You said something about having your Apple watch back on and I said,
1:50.2	I quote, when you said that you were putting it away and never using it again, I said,
1:54.0	you'll have it back on within a month. And you said, fuck you, Brian, you're wrong. Bullshit. You
1:58.8	posted that you were wearing it again. Yep. Yep. I've actually got that. We'll cover that in
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