And I hate to be that way because I'm not one.

I have liberal friends.

But as long as you're not vomiting that shit on me and forcing it down my throat, we're good. I ain't going to vomit my shit. We're good. And sometimes when you get called a libtard, like it just, it can throw people off a little bit. Lip tart isn't retard. And I have an uncle who's retarded so I can say what the fuck I want. He's genuinely retarded. He has brain damage.

It's a fact.

I just said it because he has it.

I'm allowed to say it.

Google that shit. so I can say what the fuck I want. He's genuinely retarded. He has brain damage. It's a fact.

I just said it because he has it.

I'm allowed to say it.

Google that.

Special needs or handicapped are better words than...

When I was in teenagers,

everyone called me a f*** retard.

Fucking teacher would be like, are you retarded?

Like, is that normal?

Now it's like, oh my God, you've offended me.

How about the people marching with weeners and vaginas

on their head?

Doesn't that offend people?

What about these illegal aliens coming across the border doing shit?

Does that not offend people?

I mean, it offends the fuck out of me. I was your trainer for like two years. So, yeah, I care about what you put in your body. And artificial dives and colors and sugar highs, like just, I know what you want. I know what you want. But that's what you're eating right now is not going to get you there. I know. I want to wear a tank top and I want to have a six-pack.

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