#191 - All Is Fair In Love & War

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic, hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss Sugar Mamas, sliding into your friends DMs, dating married women and MORE!

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0:00.0	We are the greatest Dykes in the world.
0:06.8	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:12.0	Worldwide Dykes for life.
0:14.0	Hey, two nights, two nights, two nights,
0:17.0	one mic, one mic, one mic, one mic, yeah, two nights, two nights,
0:22.0	who nights, who nights, who nights, we nights, we nice,
0:25.0	we nice, yeah.
0:27.0	I'm gonna need one before we go to Ra's.
0:31.0	Oh, yeah. I brought mine from home. Okay. I saw it. I
0:36.2	peaked in your bag. Why? It was out. What? It wasn't out. It was out. My bag was
0:41.8	not. Your bag was okay technically. you looked in my bag legally it was
0:45.4	zipped I had to unzip it and I and it was out for everyone to see it's not out that's
0:51.0	it's not out and then there was some legal documents that I went like this.
0:55.6	Okay? Flipped through them because they were out. I had to see if you sound like you're in a like a...
1:02.3	What are those movies like Oceans 19? Wait did you looked in my bag and
1:07.6	found my coffee? Okay I obviously was kidding about it being zipped and me
1:12.2	going through documents but you did look in my bag.
1:14.4	No, no, I did not look in your bag.
1:15.8	Your bag is a very loose.
1:19.4	Don't describe my shit as loose.
1:23.5	It's loose and it was falling over the chair so I, while passing my eyes.
1:29.2	Look at this liar.
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