Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest chapter, the latest edition, the latest serial adventure, from Life on Planet Porky, with myself, the Porkmeister, and of course, Brockchick writer Extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones, and Leslie Ann is with me now. Ms. Jones, good day to you.

Good day to you, Michael. How's it going?

Well, it's going very well, but, you know, things are going better in your life than mine,

because since we last spoke to our millions of listeners and since I last communicated with you,

you have actually done something remarkable that nobody else I know has done for the last year.

You've been out and about in town, not very far from Fleet Street.

You've met a few old mates from the newspaper world and the communications industry.

And you've actually had one of those great long lunches.

I hope it went on for at least

14 hours. It was fantastic. We went to the bleeding heart on Hap and Garden. Do you remember that place?

Yeah, I do, yeah, yeah. So it's, well, obviously they've got an indoors, but this courtyard is

completely outside, one of those old cobbled courtyards off the jewelry industry location.

Fantastic place. They were really geared up for it, great big red umbrellas outside, all the tables and chairs all set up.

And so we decided because we couldn't find a pub that was open. David Hancock went and did a recie a few days before.

This was how important it was to all to us to all get together, you see.

But there were no pubs around because, as you rightly said, last podcast,

there are no pubs in the city open right now because they don't have any outdoor space.

So we couldn't find a pub.

So we decided to rock up there a bit early.

So we had table three.

We arrived at Harper's 2.

They anticipated that we would do this because we were an old Fleet Street bunch.

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