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190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast this

0:21.6

week coming to you from the Stan Comedy Club in Newcastle!

0:30.0

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Aniches Inski, Andrew Hunter Murray

0:42.1

and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:47.7

facts from the last seven days and no particular order, here we go, starting with you, Andy.

0:54.0

My fact this week is that Britain exports over 50,000 boomerangs every year to Australia.

1:01.2

And then imports them again, presumably.

1:10.2

Yeah, this is just something that happens, who knew that the post-Brexit Britain is going to be

1:16.6

boomerang store Australia, Colton, Newcastle. Is this a recent thing?

1:21.6

Or by the way, the phrase Colton, Newcastle, is that well known here?

1:24.6

Yeah, because we tried it on some people in London, like young people and they'd never heard of it.

1:28.6

Yeah, that's true actually, anyone under the age of about 25 in London heard of it, maybe 30 even.

1:33.2

But actually they import Col in Newcastle, don't they?

1:36.8

Oh, don't you? Well, do you? Yes, you do.

1:42.0

Great.

1:42.8

Well, no.

1:45.3

In 2013, Newcastle imported 4.9 million tons of Colt, the second most in the UK after somewhere

1:53.1

it's got. Wow. No way.

1:54.8

What are they doing with it?

1:58.4

Do you all get some? Is that...

2:00.8

I think, yeah, then it's sent around the country for people to burn them.

2:05.0

That's what you do with Colt.

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