When I die, how long before you marry someone else?

Stop it. I hate that question so much.

It's the worst question.

I'm never going to get married again.

Boom.

This interview is over.

We don't have to worry because we're never going to die.

That is the voice of the great J. Hope Stein. That is my wife, the great Jay Hope Stein.

That is my wife, the poet, the author.

She wrote a book a few years ago called Little Astronaut that is available everywhere.

She is the co-author of a book that we did together called The New One, Painfully True Stories from a Reluctant Dad with Poems by Jay Hoekstein.

I think a lot of you are probably familiar with her work.

She was, you know, she has poems that I read in my special, The New One, from Broadway.

She's back on the podcast today with some new poems that I love.

We've been doing some shows together called Jokes and Poems here in New York City.

Over at Joe's Pub, we did one last month.

We're doing one in a couple weeks from now.

And they're intimate shows.

It's at Joe's Pub.

It's probably about 160 seats.

And so it usually sells out really quickly.

If you want to be the first to know about those shows, sign up for my

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