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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

190. Bury Me With a Capri-Sun

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses the relationship between attractiveness and acting ability, Godzilla Vs. Kong, Tom Hardy's height, and what hell will be like. He also has some thoughts on farts. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 🎉 Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia 🔔 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com 🎧 Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/2Knvv7v Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.6

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0:58.8

Conditions and exclusions apply. What's up, baby? This is another episode of

1:02.6

Congradulations. All right, man. Fuckin' let's get right into it. Dude, hot take coming

1:24.1

in. June and July shouldn't be back to back. They should rename those fucking months, period.

1:30.1

I always say June instead of July and July instead of June. It's like the name is Dave

1:33.6

and Dan. Pick one name and have every Dan or Dave be Dan or Dave. Not fucking, you

1:39.4

know what I'm talking about. I guys say June instead of July. I say July, June. And

1:44.2

I get my shit mixed up, man. And people will be like, hey, you're supposed to be here.

1:47.3

And I'll be like, what? We said July 9th. And he said, no, fucking June 9th. I look back.

1:51.3

Sure enough, June 9th. And I fucked it all up for the month. Anyway, that's not my fault.

1:56.6

Joe, you got months like fucking November and shit in there. Mix it up, dude. Mix it

2:02.2

the fuck up. Mix it the frig up. I'm Mormon. Mix it the frig up, dude. July and June are

2:07.8

together. Oh, really? Then why aren't marching May together, dude? They're not. They got

2:14.3

April in between them. We talk about the hard hitting issues. We talk about the hard

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