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🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What if kittens played the Glockingfield? |
| 0:07.0 | And what if unicorns were real? |
| 0:12.0 | What if you could fly or travel back in time? |
| 0:17.0 | We welcome you to What If World. |
| 0:24.6 | What If World? |
| 0:28.6 | This is What If World. |
| 0:39.5 | Hey there, folks, and welcome back to What If World, the show where your questions and ideas inspire off the cuff stories. |
| 0:45.5 | I'm Mr. Eric, your host, and today we're finishing off our two-part holiday remastered special. |
| 0:53.2 | Cuthuncle might think the last part happened last week, but that's just because he's a timeless being who exists in all times at once. So he doesn't realize that we already did this episode before. |
| 0:57.2 | But you do. |
| 0:58.5 | We've remastered it to remove some of those clicks and pops |
| 1:01.7 | and just make it sound a little well-balanced overall. |
| 1:04.3 | So I hope you enjoy it, and we'll be back next week with a brand-new episode. |
| 1:08.2 | Now let's hear the rest of the Cathuncle Carol. What if they |
| 1:12.1 | missed the first part or just forgot because your stories are so forgettable? |
| 1:17.9 | Cethuncle, I'm doing these stories as a surprise birthday party present for you. I mean the |
| 1:22.6 | surprise was last week. Now I've just been waiting. You said you were an interdimensional being that existed in all times. |
| 1:29.3 | Yes, but I can still get impatient. |
| 1:33.3 | Well, let's catch folks at home up, so we can finish out our story. |
| 1:37.3 | Well, if you remember, Ebenezer Kathuncle was a wonderful man who everyone loved, |
| 1:43.3 | and so they let him rule the world. And then for some reason, |
| 1:47.1 | a bunch of ghosts started haunting him. Maybe I should do the recap. Oh, I've got this. |
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