19: Zane Got Hit by a Car

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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David accidentally hit Zane with his Tesla! We find out some of the podcast members have a mental disorder. Matt caught his teacher boozing in class. And someone might be breaking into the house while we are recording this! Hurry up and get your coffees ready cause this episode is bringing the juice!

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0:00.0	Testicles one, two.
0:02.0	Testes.
0:03.0	We're good.
0:04.0	Testes.
0:05.0	I want to start off the pockets by saying that one nut is bigger than the other.
0:08.0	I really just realized that today.
0:10.0	I think that's with every guy.
0:11.0	I feel like every guy has one nut a little bigger and a little bit lower than that.
0:14.0	No, no, but mine is like bad.
0:15.0	Mine is like where's the nut?
0:17.0	It's like, where is the nut? Wait, so one is like really high up.
0:21.7	He got like a grape and a peat.
0:22.7	Yeah, mine is like not even dropped.
0:24.5	It's just like up, up.
0:26.3	It's weird.
0:26.9	I think I have something wrong.
0:28.2	It's like, yeah, it's like a non-descending testicle or something like that.
0:31.7	Sorry, Mara.
0:32.3	Oh, my God.
0:32.9	Wait, but you've never seen a specialist about it? Yeah, when I was, like, young. There's a nut lower specialist person?
0:41.6	You know, you know, I'm my doctor?
0:43.3	You've seen one?
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