19. Turkey Run (w/ Colton Dunn)

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Gather around the table as Colton Dunn (LAZER TEAM 2, Superstore) joins Jess and Zach for the first ever (?) Thanksgiving musical! With songs like "Take A Mallow, Make It Micro", "Green Beans", and "Chillsgiving", you'll be stuffed with so many favorite songs. Plus, stay tuned 'til the end for some tiny hot dog rhymes.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, hair You want something to put on your body
0:13.2	You want that something to have a real high quality You want something to put on your body
0:25.8	You want that something to have a high quality
0:31.8	Well, if you look in the mirror, you're wearing socks and t-shirts
0:37.8	Macwell, then it's gotta be your first place you look
0:43.8	And you can use a promo code above
0:49.8	Because I'm not even daring to say it's better than what you're currently wearing
0:56.8	Better, better, better, better, better, better, better, what you're wearing
1:02.8	Better, better, better, better, better, better, what you're wearing
1:08.8	With their silver underwear and shirts on naturally and to microbial, people will be staring
1:14.8	Because they're better, better, better, better, better, what you're wearing
1:21.8	Macwell, then it's gotta be your first place you look
1:29.8	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look
1:47.8	Ooh, it's a Friday, you don't want to get attacked
1:51.8	But you might on this Friday, because this Friday is black
1:55.8	People stand in the lines and lines, they're standing lines all night
2:00.4	They got a wide screen TV and a price that's just right
2:04.9	But you don't have to
2:06.9	No, you don't have to
2:09.3	No, you don't have to
2:11.7	No, no, you don't have to
2:14.5	You don't have to get out early with your sister and your mum
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