Hello everybody and welcome to Shut Up and Sit Down. The Watercast, my name is Quentin Smith and I am joined by Miss Lee Alexander

and Mr. Paul Dean. Watercast. Yeah, that's what we're gonna call our cast because this is a cast about the Street Wars Watergun assassination game that we're in recent.

So this was a month from one hit, one kill Watergun game that we were all very, very excited by. It's finished now. Yeah.

And just very quickly Lee, did you enjoy the Street Wars game? No. Paul, did you enjoy the Street Wars game? Not really.

Did you quince? No. Oh. So let's very quickly cover this. We are going to do a big long video about Street Wars which to clarify is a game where everybody has water guns.

Yeah. You are given a target, you go to a CD warehouse in your city where they're playing it. They give you a dossier on your target because one of the other players...

The materials are exciting. Yeah. You've got a... what did we get? We got like a dossier, there was a picture. A picture with a mug shot and a full body shot with their home address, work address, mobile and email.

So you really do immediately just feel like a murderer. Especially so when I remember Lee and I, we played my team and we'd go into Toys or Us and picking out weapons, we had an arguing and bickering about...

Yeah, you had to take a Spider-Man web shooter and put water in it and I had to explain to you that compression technology doesn't work on water.

Well, it was only a thought and I think that was the amount of innovation that led to us. I think that's kind of an interesting idea though. Yeah, but it wasn't going to work. No, it wasn't. Interesting. But also...

Well, I don't know, I might have done that. I'm glad you had some with engineering sort of knowledge with you.

We thought about maybe a Hello Kitty periscope.

We thought about walkie talkies, disguises. We'll get to how many of these are out. I really think that you wanted to do this so that we could go shopping at Toys or Us for a reason.

And I could buy water pistols. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to deny that. I am a child. But then we have this like childish joy to begin with and we have our guns and we have our dossier.

And what I think happened, and this is really what I want to outline for people, is how this astonishingly exciting premise slumped until I, well, to give something away, I got myself killed deliberately.

I actually ended up in front of the gun asking a man to kill me. Chase down your own assassin.

We'll get to... I chased down my own assassin and begged him to murder me. And so that's just... In this podcast, should we just journey?

Yeah. Well, end of that moment. Let's do our journey because there are some highs, there are some good peaks in the storytelling.

So Paul, do you want to outline some of the rules as to actually getting killed?

Yeah. Street Wars rules as street Wars game very simple. All you need to do is find the person who is your target, who is in your dossier and make them wet.

Right, but they were for conditions, right?

There are some limitations to this, which is you can't get them in their home or you can't get them in their place of work during working hours.

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