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0:00.0	Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards,
0:03.4	a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,
0:06.5	the country's most exclusive boarding school.
0:08.9	Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power,
0:12.7	money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.
0:15.9	Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early and ad-free, on Wondering Plus.
0:24.5	The following podcast is not real,
0:27.0	but it is really sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:30.3	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:34.4	Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host,
0:59.9	Arnie Nekamp. I'm from Chicago, Earth,
1:03.1	a while back I fell through a magical portal behind a Burger King into the mystical magical land of
1:09.1	food, where I host a weekly podcast from the Tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, and the Taavhog's
1:13.6	face, and the land of food. And I'm joined, as always, by my two co-hosts,
1:19.0	Usador the Blue. I am Usador, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephesius,
1:23.1	Master of Light and Shadow, Minibulator of Magical Lights, Devour of Chaos,
1:28.5	Champion of the Great Holes of Tarakis, the Elves Nomeos fear of God.
1:32.2	Beeline Zellik. The dwarves Nomeos Zone in Huk Sangees,
1:36.4	and I am known in the North East as Gascuania Smaystar. But there may be other secret names you'd do.
1:46.8	And also we are joined by my buddy, Chant, the Talking Badger.
1:51.9	Hello. I'm not a Talking Badger, I'm a shape shifter.
1:54.8	Well, yeah, I know. Master of Spice Potatoes.
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