This is my miracle bell.

Oh, baby, don't laugh at me.

If I tell you my star, I don't cry for me.

I didn't have time last night.

This is my miracle bell.

Justicevili won many critical states, including massive victories in Florida, Iowa,

Indiana, Ohio.

Okay, here we are again in the unusual position of not only interrupting the president of the United States,

but correcting the president of the United States.

There are no illegal votes that we know of.

There has been no Trump victory that we know of.

This is Michael Cohen and you're listening to the Mayacolpa podcast.

We're now in today four of this absolute shit show of an election.

As of this recording, Arizona, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Georgia all remain too close to call.

That said, the voting patterns and momentum in each of those states continues to favor Joe Biden.

All that's left to do is simply be patient and allow the electoral process to work as it's intended.

Yeah, fucking right.

This is 2020 and Donald Trump is fighting for his political life and most likely his personal freedom.

So we'll be going to the U.S. Supreme Court.

We want all voting to stop.

We don't want them to find any balance in four o'clock in the morning and then to the West.

As we speak, swarms of lawyers, political operatives, tricksters, rat fuckers, and mega-dyards

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