What's up everybody? This is Chris Stefano aka Chrissy Bitchips and you're listening to history hyenas. I'm going to look, Huh? What's up everybody? Hello to the matriarch. What's up cuz he was he was a bear cuz he was he had good hair

Who? What's up cuz you look cute today?

Yeah, you're ungelled which is probably the first time I've seen you in 10 years without hair.

J-Fah!

Well, you know what?

Are you insecure walking around like that?

No, well, I was jailed.

You got a Christopher Reeve curl right in front of your forehead.

Well, because what happened was, is I was gelled up and then when I left

the house and I was walking with my three-year-old daughter and she broke out of my

hand and ran into the middle of the fucking street. So I have to just fucking be a dad, discipline her,

and I got wild wild.

I have to go back into the house, like scream at her.

Because you can't let a child.

I'm not, listen, I'm not the kind of got her mom disciplines her I

discipline her but it's like I'm always like here take a cookie blah blah blah

when it comes to running in the street can't have it yeah I had to be like I had to go old

school yeah I had to slap her hand.

Like you have to make that like a thing that she fears.

Like, it's almost like I was willing to like damage a piece of her personality

and potentially make her go to therapy 25 years

so she doesn't run in the fucking street and get hit by a car at three years old.

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