19: Roller Coaster Of Love

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2013

⏱️ 43 minutes

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In this episode we discuss motion sickness, booty calls, and anal sex. (Not in that order.)
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0:00.0	All the earth is caving in, and it's time to sink or swim, take in a mirror for the winds,
0:06.6	I'm for the podcast to begin, roses, red and violets, blue and fice, I'm sending hot
0:12.4	to you, there's no telling what we do with you or me, inside we're you, by we're you,
0:19.7	by we're you, there's no telling what we do with you or me, inside we're you.
0:26.2	Pretty chill.
0:27.2	Very chill.
0:28.2	Almost too chill.
0:29.2	In fact, let's go eat it.
0:33.0	Wait, why it's not over, start the podcast over.
0:35.6	No.
0:36.6	All right.
0:37.6	Fair enough.
0:38.6	I realize you're not the boss.
0:40.4	You are not the boss of me.
0:42.4	Jesse Freason is the guy who wrote that song.
0:44.6	Jesse Freason, you are a chill dude.
0:47.8	We are Jake Namiar, we're very comfortable in this episode, because we're not recording
0:52.2	in my apartment.
0:53.2	Coming to you from Amir's wet dream of a recording studio.
0:57.1	It just drenched in semen, that's why there's no reverb or echo.
1:01.4	Amir's wet dream in my nightmare, having a room covered in the mirror's semen, that's
1:05.6	why it's so beautifully soft and perfectly recorded.
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