Hey guys, I just want to start with my thank you guys so much for listening to this.

I get so excited every single time I receive a tweet or an Instagram message or an email from one of you it really really means so much to me

and it's so encouraging so please keep sending them I will respond because I like to

and I like you guys so thank you so much. I am super excited about my

guest today. I have been listening to her podcast for a long time and just like

fan-girling out over her hilarious tweets and her

beautiful Instagram. I was a little disappointed today when I showed up and she wore a sweatshirt

for my arrival because I was planning my outfit to meet her. I'm also

wearing leggings and Nike's. It's okay I have a sock puppet hand. Yeah that's

true. This is the hilarious Jackie Schimmel of the Bitch Bible Podcast and blog.

Woo.

Thanks for having me. Very excited.

Love being a guest on other people's podcast.

So, such a reprieve.

Thank you for having me. We just did hers earlier. So such a reprieve.

Thank you for having me.

We just did hers earlier, so I'm in her studio actually.

So technically I came to her.

I like that.

Yeah.

You're very bossy.

Am I bossy?

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