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Elis James and John Robins

#19 - Party Bags, Hurdy Gurdies and Edible Christmas Trees

Elis James and John Robins

Significant Productions

Comedy

4.86.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2019

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back with another incredible Weirdness Amnesty, a Van Morrison love in with Kermode and Mayo, and a lot of disdain for sat navs. Enjoy!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts

0:04.4

You're listening to Ellis James and John Robbins on BBC Radio 5 Live.

0:10.6

Hello everyone and welcome to the most recent episode of the Ellis James and John Robbins

0:15.3

show on Radio 5 Live.

0:18.1

Terrestrial Radio.

0:19.5

Terrestrial Radio, that's correct.

0:22.7

Thank you for all your emails.

0:23.8

You can get in touch on EllisonJohn at bbc.co.uk.

0:27.4

And first off is another bit of funeral levity.

0:30.4

And this is a great email from Laura says,

0:32.4

My grandfather's funeral some years ago, it took an unexpectedly hilarious turn.

0:37.0

After the service we gathered for the wake.

0:38.8

Unfortunately the chosen venue had recently been the victim of vandals.

0:42.4

You, the sort of broken in and drawn a 60 foot gentleman's agreement in weed killer

0:46.6

on the bowling green.

0:48.2

The green was laid out below the room where the wake was held and it was hard to concentrate

0:51.8

on anything else.

0:52.8

Everyone agreed that he would have found it hilarious.

0:55.5

The wake are that chalk effigy with a sort of something man that's a toddler toucher.

1:02.5

Yeah, and he's got a big whopper.

1:05.5

Yeah, but that one's sanctions.

1:09.4

That's not.

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