Hey guys, it's OpenTabs and we're back. After a two week hiatus because I was on vacation, we are back. This is the podcast slash video. I look like Pat McAfee today. You look great, but fucking like more ripped. Like Pat, you know, obviously Pat was a punter.

I'm more like I was going to say offensive linemen, but some guy told me I had offensive linemen arms. I'm obviously I'm doing a joke right now. So anyone is trying to start beef with me.

Ooh, let's just get into it. This is the podcast slash video podcast that we just I just opened up all the tabs throughout the weekend that I'm gone. And then we go to when we close them. And we're going to start off right now with maybe one of the funer things I've ever done. It's called Rover Fest.

This is all my Instagram. We're starting off on my Instagram page. Just kind of to cover the vacation. My name is Bert Christchard. I say that. I'm really out of it today. I've been swimming a lot.

No worry. We'll get to that. We've got some swimming videos coming up. I've been swimming a ridiculous amount. I'm not really getting better at it. So I was watching this popular swimming techniques.

We went to Alabama, the whole family went to Alabama, then Clearwater. And in the middle I went to Ohio. Halston came with me. We performed. I performed with big boy Lil John.

Shine down machine gun Kelly machine gun Kelly machine gun Kelly puts on a hell of a fucking show. I gotta be really honest with you. I did not expect that. I didn't know what I was expecting. I kind of I kind of was expecting.

I mean, I hope I don't sound like I'm shedding on machine gun Kelly because I'm not. I really am not. He couldn't be a nicer guy in the world. You think he'd be all fucked up because he's got the tattoos and he's got the branding of what looks like a non-talented human being. Meaning, meaning, and I hope this isn't coming out wrong. But meaning what really pops these days is like a blank. You know, who blank, bonk, boom kiss, boom kiss. I don't even know if he's a rapper. He's just a famous person who's covered in tattoos.

6 9, Lil 6 9, like he's got a machine gun Kelly was the first generation of those guys that showed up with tattoos when they were young. I think it was like 16. You're like, we had his parents let him get those. And so you and then you thought, oh, this is branding him before talent. But fuck, I was wrong. That guy's awesome. He's an amazing performer. Amazing artist and possibly the nicest guy in the world. Easily one of the most approachable nicest guys in the world. So funny.

You guys know that I'm obsessed with big boy. A don't worry. We'll get there. Let's just start there. Let's just start there. Let's just start with big boy.

So in the morning, we got there a little early, obviously, and everyone's got their own trailers. And we don't see a trailer for big boy. We're kind of wondering where he is.

Like, there was just he wasn't around or like, what the fuck? Where's he? Where's he at?

Well, it's I you know what? I mean, he's not me. He doesn't want to show up and sit around all day and watch acts and walk around and see what kind of food they have.

He's done. This is what he does for a living. Like he rolls into this. Guess paid bucks bounces. Like goes in does his job and bounces. His, his crew was so good.

His, uh, I can't remember his fucking name of the name of the guy. His sound guy. Uh huh. Yeah. His sound guy.

Fuck, I want to remember his name right now.

I can't remember his sound guy rolled in and changed up everything at the last minute. It was like, all right. We're ready to go. Let's go.

Is a comedian ready? And I was like, my name's Bert. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry. Nice to meet you. Bert. Are you ready? And I was like, he was so professional. Yeah.

But big boy rolls up to deep. He's got two trucks with him. Okay. And he's got and he's smoking a black and mild inside the car service. Yeah.

Like there's people in there. He's smoking a black and mild. I told him this one. I, I, spoiler alert. I ran into him. I met him that night. Cool shit. I brought him on stage.

But the next day I ran into him at the airport. Here you'll see the video real quick. Uh, let's see this. Let's blow this up a little bit. I look a little bloated. Here we go.

Oh, I don't know why we have no audio. Is your audio not up on this? Oh, it is.

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