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No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2014

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (@nosuchthing) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snail fights, tricky recipe ingredients and 'legs or tails'.

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0:00.0	We run it on QI a few years ago.
0:01.6	Yeah.
0:02.1	Which was, there's no such thing as a fish.
0:04.3	You did the nice, there's nothing as a fish.
0:05.6	No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.
0:09.9	He says it, right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.
0:12.5	Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast
0:23.2	coming to you from the QI offices in Covenant Garden.
0:26.4	My name is Dan Schreiber.
0:27.4	I'm sitting here with the three regular elves, Annotch Zinski, James Harkin and Andy Murray.
0:32.5	And once again, we've gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last
0:36.7	week, and here they are in no particular order.
0:39.4	Okay, starting fact number one, James.
0:42.0	Okay, my fact this week is about kangaroos, as you all know.
0:46.0	Yep.
0:47.0	It comes in the form of a question, and that question is, how many legs does a kangaroo have?
0:51.6	I think I can feel this one with confidence, too.
0:55.2	James is holding up a tiny Jackson button from the QI travel game, which is available
1:05.3	in shops.
1:06.3	Oh my God, that must be the most annoying toy.
1:09.3	Can you imagine on a airplane, the little kid sat next to you?
1:13.1	Yeah.
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