#19 - Goodbye to Greg Giraldo and Dave Gets Angry

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Greg's illness, Dave's fury, a few words about Greg Giraldo and a few more about the WTR villian, things go bad for Greg in a parking lot and how Dave is like a Vegas hotel. Music: Listener theme song, The Hives and Admiral Radley.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Walking the Room, starring Dave Lathorne.
0:07.0	Boom, Flashpots.
0:09.4	I'm so sick that I'm just going to accept that as the opening of the show.
0:14.6	Why don't you sit further away?
0:16.2	You're sick!
0:17.3	Get closer.
0:18.4	No!
0:19.0	Get in the fucking game.
0:19.9	You're fucking sick.
0:20.5	Get in the fucking game. You're fucking sick. Get in the fucking game. Greg has a um...
0:53.8	Eight in the game. Get in the fucking game. That's the way Greg has, um... AIDS.
0:54.6	Get in the game.
0:56.0	Get in the fucking game.
0:57.7	That's the way people act.
0:59.0	There was always concern that AIDS at some point would become airborne in a monkey or whatever fucking happened.
1:06.7	And it turns out, Greg is that monkey.
1:09.9	No.
1:10.8	I fucked that monkey, you dumbass.
1:13.9	I, uh, you know, I've, I've lost, uh, uh, weight.
1:17.1	And, uh, um, and so now when people see me, they'll ask you, they'll say, they'll say, oh, you look good.
1:26.6	Or you look good, but it's a question. Like, it's like, you look, like when you're young, you're sick. They think you have a horrible disease. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they think you're dying. And I'm like, I don't have enough fun to get AIDS. That's, if anybody wants to know, that's Major Waffles, the dog, who apparently needs to be in the room. Because. Why wouldn't she want to be a part of a pod cuddle? You're still sitting way too far from the microphone. What is wrong with you? Are you trying to make this, like, fucking NPR? This is fine. No, you're too far from the microphone. I'm not too far from the fucking microphone. I will fucking... Oh, shit. I have a goddamn mineral water, and I will shake it up. No. And I will take the top of him, shut up your fucking ass. And I will just watch. It's like the worst animal ever. I was at a fucking baby shower. Of course you were. Right, because I get invited out. Because I'm a fucking, because I'm a fucking good human being. Nobody likes you. Fuck you, asshole. I was at this baby shower. Here's how much I fucking hate you. I've had a baby shower having a nice time. And I see my friends have an enormous painting of a squid. And all I thought was, fuck, I'd love to see that thing raped Dave Anthony. Like, I would love to see a squid fucking tape.
2:35.0	Take a tentacle.
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