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Timesuck with Dan Cummins

19 - Flat Earth Theory F*ckery

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.721.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to a Flat Earth Society edition of Timesuck! Think the Earth is a floating disc being propelled upwards by something you can't define? Think gravity is a myth? Do you have no respect for science in general and/or empirical evidence? Well, then I hope you have a thick skin because I take a big factual dump all over your silly beliefs. Find out why your world only makes sense when it's round in this chock-full of mockery episode of Timesuck!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Before early 15th and 16th century naval explorers like Christopher Columbus and Ferdinand Magellan

0:05.3

could get sailors to agree to join them on their expeditions, they had to first convince

0:09.3

them that they weren't going to just literally sail off the edge of the earth.

0:12.8

Because in the era before satellite photos, NASA and widespread formal scientific education,

0:17.8

a lot of people were super duper dumb and very superstitious.

0:21.8

A lot of ding-dongs.

0:23.6

In addition to just falling out into space or hell or wherever they thought they might

0:27.1

end up, sailors were also genuinely worried about monsters like the Kraken.

0:31.7

An ancient sea creature took a mile in length that could grab hold of your ship and pull

0:36.4

it down to the murky depths of the sea, crushing and eating everyone on boarder, just letting

0:41.6

you drown, I guess.

0:43.3

Either way, bad outcome.

0:45.9

Ancient sea monsters, time suck all to themselves.

0:49.7

These sailors were worried about dragons overhead, they were worried about sirens luring them

0:53.1

into crashing into the rocks.

0:54.6

All kinds of crazy shit because not everyone had cameras on their phones and it was harder

0:58.6

to prove that no one had ever seen any of this stuff in real life.

1:03.1

And all these creatures and their brains lived on a flat planet.

1:08.2

But even in ancient times, the thinkers of their day believed the earth was not flat.

1:12.7

Pythagoras, South of the earth, was most likely spherical way back in the 6th century BC.

1:19.2

Way before smartphones.

1:20.7

Way before the internet.

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