Greetings, here we are. Well, well, this is kind of a sultry start off. Thank you. How are you? I was really talking about myself, but you're welcome. I'm good. I just want to say that I feel like I woke up this

morning. I looked on the mirror and I thought, my face I don't know how you sleep literally on my face face down into the pillow and I wake up

and I wake up with completely misshapen features in my

hair going in completely strange directions. I actually don't know how you sleep face

down I think it's so alarming that you do that.

I sleep face down like a mummy on its stomach with my hands underneath my breasts,

if we're just going to be honest right now. You like, like, not underneath, I guess they're more underneath my shoulders, but crossed.

It's so weird to me that you sleep like that.

I've seen it only a few times fortunately and it's so strange it really looks

like sleep of the dead. It's very disturbing to me because I came in this morning we

went and got Starbucks still still looking like hell, no brush teeth, this whole

situation was appalling. I come in and there's Wyatt sitting at the kitchen counter on his laptop and you know I just walked right past

Wyatt looking like trash not caring and so then I'm I come back into the hallway and I hear Wyatt's

a voice upstairs. Shivers run down my spine. I realize I've not just walked past Wyatt, I've walked past Kagan, who's actually awake right now, looking like the clown that I am.

And you know what I thought, Chandler?

What?

I thought, he's already bought, he kind of already bought the goods.

So you might as well let him check to me beneath the hood at this point.

Is it wrong to say that I do feel like an engagement ring is an insurance policy on my relationship?

No, it's not wrong at all. In fact, I feel like that engagement ring has, that insurance policy has already been extended to me.

I'm going to let the listeners end on something that happened on Sunday, but I'm not proud of something I don't do basically ever but I literally accidentally farted in front of

Kagan.

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