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Happy birthday!

Yippee-ki-yay! Motherfuckers, it's congratulations! The podcast and it is episode 19 and we've never

done the 19th episode ever. So you baby sit back, relax and just enjoy this. I want you to relax.

I want you to enjoy this like you got your hands behind your back like your Bruce Willis at the end

of Die Hard when he's got the gun back there and he's about to pull it out on Alan Rickman

and then he's and then he says Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker. I want you to put that. I want you to just

put your arms back like you're getting sucked off in your cubicle and just enjoy it. Not like that.

And I want you to know that this is how we do it man. Cult city. We're building. We're building

cults. I'm not doing this just for the podcast. I'm building a cult. So government, if you're listening,

come get me. Let's see what went on with me this week. First of all, I want to thank everybody

for listening really. We've got a steady stream of listeners so far. Now not going to lie, want more,

but uh, subtly friends, but thanks for listening. And I really like you guys for doing that. Now some

of you and it's very weird to think about that some of you guys who like my podcast quite literally

have murdered somebody and that's super odd to think about because I like that you listen to the

podcast, but also Yippee-ki-yay, some of you guys literally beat the shit out of dogs. Now I like that

you listen to the podcast, but Yippee-ki-yay, don't do that. Listen to my podcast, but don't beat the

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