19: Adventures In The USA
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Nigel and Producer Matt are back in the same room once again as Nigel returns from the first leg of his American tour to film for a British TV show. Nigel reveals how well his "bumgun" jokes have been landing in Texas and also reveals why he won't film his special in San Francisco...
0:00 - Nigel is back in the UK filming for the TV Show The Wheel
8:51 - Nigel’s new character for Queer Eye and why Nigel hates avocado
15:21 - What touring the USA has been like and speaking to the builder
28:00 - Why Nigel won’t be letting Ukrainian refugees live in his house and roasting San Francisco fans
40:45 - Matt’s friends Asian story without a Happy Ending
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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| 0:00.0 | Just so fun to play those rooms. |
| 0:01.6 | Except San Francisco. |
| 0:02.9 | What a bunch of nerds over there. |
| 0:04.9 | Jesus Christ. |
| 0:06.1 | I said this to their faces. |
| 0:07.6 | I called, I did two shows there. |
| 0:10.0 | Both shows, as Uncle Roger, I called them autistic and they laughed. |
| 0:13.2 | They're all a bunch of nerds. |
| 0:14.9 | My jokes about GitHub got an applause break. |
| 0:17.4 | You know what GitHub is? |
| 0:18.4 | Good. |
| 0:18.7 | You're normal. |
| 0:19.2 | That's why. |
| 0:19.7 | Yes, listeners, welcome |
| 0:20.8 | to Haia podcast. Sorry we took a break last week. I was just really busy on tour. I'm back |
| 0:26.0 | in my home in London for like five days. We have producer Matt in here. It's good to see you |
| 0:33.1 | in person as opposed to your shitty quality laptop webcam. Can you believe some guy who's a producer |
| 0:40.7 | for YouTube doesn't have a proper camera? I've bought one. I've bought a new one if it helps. Yeah, |
| 0:46.4 | you bought a webcam though. Who uses a webcam now? Yeah, but are you a cam girl? Only cam girls |
| 0:51.1 | use webcams even cam girls don't use webcams anymore Camgirls use a DSLR or like a nice mirrorless camera. |
| 0:56.9 | I bet if I check them, because there's lots of good reviews. I bet if I check them, it would be just camgo after camgo. |
| 1:02.0 | How can you have a worse camera than a cam girl? You know? Why do they have better cameras than you? |
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