19: 19. Nick Antonyan
Hoot & a Half with Matt King
Matt King
4.8 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2020
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Nick Antonyan talks about his SNL Audition, we play "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader," and Jeff crashes the set. Enjoy the 19th episode of Hoot & a Half!
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| 0:00.0 | Get the fuck out of it. |
| 0:02.0 | What? Oh, you doesn't know it. |
| 0:04.0 | You don't know it. |
| 0:05.0 | I know it, but I'm not doing this. |
| 0:06.0 | Answer it like a man. |
| 0:08.0 | Answer like a man. |
| 0:09.0 | Answer it like a man. |
| 0:10.0 | I came here to hang out with time. |
| 0:12.0 | Answer it like a man. |
| 0:13.0 | You took the seat. |
| 0:14.0 | I did my goddamn episode already. King and Mike Shefher. |
| 0:26.0 | Think of this is just a break. You're taking a break and you can just relax with us. |
| 0:28.0 | Okay, cool. |
| 0:30.0 | Okay, let's do it. |
| 0:31.0 | Take a load off, relax. Okay, fine. let's do it. Take a load off. |
| 0:32.6 | Okay, fine. |
| 0:33.6 | You want a kebab or something? |
| 0:35.6 | Hey man, I'm just eating like... |
| 0:37.8 | That, yeah, if you want to eat a kebab. |
| 0:41.6 | Have you had a kebab today already? |
| 0:43.4 | I had a kebab three days ago. Okay, three days ago. How many kebabs do you say you would normally eat in a week? |
| 0:49.8 | Not assuming that you do eat a lot of kebabs because... The past week and a half I've been eating it every single day. |
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