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🗓️ 5 November 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | Whoa, are you like some little gimp? |
0:02.8 | Dude, you look like a gas station burrito. |
0:05.9 | You're the alien guy. |
0:07.4 | The dew face reveal. |
0:09.0 | A gas station burrito. |
0:11.1 | You're literally a gas station burrito, bro. |
0:15.3 | Dude, I feel like if you farted in that thing, it wouldn't leave until you open the zipper later. |
0:20.6 | You would inflate. farted in that thing. It wouldn't leave till you open the zipper later. |
0:24.7 | You would inflate. |
0:26.9 | This is your face reveal, huh? |
0:30.6 | Dude, you were going to be... All right, I thought I was going to be the one that gets the sweatiest. You win. |
0:33.4 | I feel like he just has to do the mask for like a couple minutes and then he can just have normal nachos. |
0:40.1 | Oh my god, aliens are here. |
0:42.0 | I feel like I can't laugh or smile with this makeup on. I feel like I just had to... |
0:46.0 | Dude, did you... You went above and beyond. You were... I called you like 15 minutes ago. |
0:50.7 | You did that in 15 minutes? |
0:52.2 | I was already like this. |
0:54.9 | I can't breathe. You're freaking in 15 minutes? I was already like this. I can't breathe. |
0:56.2 | You're freaking me out, man. |
0:59.0 | Yeah, it looks like the gas station burrito came to life, and that's like the baby had |
1:03.1 | poking out of it. |
1:04.9 | It's like a condo and my dick had to pick it and pulled it out. |
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