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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is Dr. Christopher Ryan reporting from

Grand Canalia. I come to you from a house in the middle of fucking nowhere. I

mean this house is at the end of two dirt roads after you pull off a tiny little

road like the kind of road where for cars come in the other direction the two

you have to somehow figure out how you're getting it past each other because

there's only room for one car in that road. That's the paved road. You drive that

road I don't know how many kilometers and then you pull off that and you start

going down dirt roads and then one dirt road leads to another dirt road and

don't tell the people it hurts but holy shit I mean I don't know I'm I haven't

scraped up the car too bad yet but you can feel like when you're going down all

the weeds are our dragon along the doors it's kind of like a car wash you

know where you get those brushes running up against the side of the car it's

that kind of feeling except they're scratchy thorn bushes and stuff and in

your bouncing over rocks that you're hoping aren't going to gash out the muffler

or punch a hole in the gas tank under the car and I don't have the insurance on

the car I never get the insurance on the fucking rental car I never have it's

just the way I roll I'm not giving advice don't don't follow my advice I'm

just telling you I also don't buy the six month or the one year guaranteed

extension on the fucking washing machine or any of that stuff when you add it all

up even if you know you lose one out of 20 it's cheaper to pay it you know just

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