189. Japanese Breakfast
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
Forever Dog
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
We've been counting the days until Japanese Breakfast could be our special guest and thankfully it arrived. PLUS, we auctioned off Doug's internet famous bowl and Vic got a new hat.
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| 0:00.0 | I like having fun, I like to laugh, I like to meet people we can make fun. |
| 0:13.5 | Okay. |
| 0:14.5 | Good morning everybody! |
| 0:22.0 | Get on up! |
| 0:23.0 | We used to do this long time ago, we used to do this back in the old days. |
| 0:25.0 | I feel like it's time to do it now, because it's a new year. |
| 0:28.0 | It's middle of January, I know everybody's feeling down, feeling low, got Omaha, |
| 0:33.0 | and people are wondering what's going on. |
| 0:35.0 | So now we're going to do the best stand-up. |
| 0:38.0 | I'm looking at the zoo and I want to try to get on up. |
| 0:41.0 | Stand up out of your chairs and close your hands together. |
| 0:45.0 | It's called a clap. |
| 0:46.0 | They don't get on up. |
| 0:48.0 | That's it. |
| 0:49.0 | Maggillers, you're not going to get on up. |
| 0:51.0 | Everybody get on up. |
| 0:52.0 | And we get the blood flowing. |
| 0:53.0 | I see some of you, you scumbags. |
| 0:56.0 | Shilers, I can't sit in there. |
| 0:58.0 | Like, he's not exempt from my rules. |
| 1:01.0 | Irregulation! |
| 1:02.0 | Stand up, fuck off! |
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