189: Ello, Dolores

Grumpy Old Geeks

Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner

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4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

A.I., isn’t; Facts, aren’t; News, isn’t; Amazon Go; Uber Ponzi schemes; behold, the LingLong DingDong; Reflectacles; surviving the faster future; the Gadget Apocalypse; genderless nipples; stocking stuffers for geeks; violent delights have violent ends. Show notes at http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/189 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This episode of Grumpy Old Geeks is brought to you by the good folks at one password.
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0:11.0	Safety first people.
0:12.0	Grumpy Old Geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schultmeister and Jason DeFilippo,
0:20.0	discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame.
0:24.0	Welcome to Grumpy Old Geeks. I'm Jason DeFilippo here with my Kanooga co-host.
0:33.0	Brian Schultmeister.
0:36.0	Brian Schultmeister.
0:38.0	Yeah, I'm still up here. I got another week.
0:41.0	So I take off you Hoziery.
0:43.0	I buried in snow and maple cookies. I just eat them all day, Jason.
0:47.0	Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
0:50.0	Just the old stuff all over me. Just cookie crumbs everywhere.
0:53.0	I can see that right now shirtless with maple syrup poured all over you.
0:57.0	I'm using that image to make me never want to maple cookie again.
1:01.0	Hello, ladies.
1:04.0	Hello, ladies.
1:07.0	You know how hard it is to get that maple syrup out of the chest hair. It's just not pretty.
1:11.0	Yeah, it's not pretty at all. You really kind of have to basically just go roll around in the snow.
1:16.0	How much snow do you have? Lots. Lots, lots, lots, lots.
1:20.0	Good.
1:23.0	Thanks. I got a little too. I took the, took the bam, bam out. Go ahead and drink.
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