189 - Accused of Animal Abuse

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm wearing a turtleneck, guys.
0:01.2	Hey, whoa, that's a nice turtleneck.
0:02.7	Episode 189 that I bring out the T-neck.
0:05.0	Yep, T-Rex.
0:06.1	What do you call it when you do a fancy football draft
0:08.4	in turtleneck?
0:09.2	A mock draft.
0:11.8	We call it, what do you call an animal
0:13.6	from back in the day who is the neck is cold?
0:15.8	What?
0:16.7	To our antisoar's neck.
0:20.2	What do you call it when the animal moves really slow
0:23.5	has a neck?
0:24.3	Turtleneck.
0:25.3	What?
0:27.5	Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means
0:30.6	that it's going down with some random thoughts
0:32.6	and white meat too.
0:33.6	Then West West friends eating fast food on repeat.
0:36.1	So come along, let's have some fun and go.
0:38.1	Hey, get on your feet because it's a ghost from a spot camp.
0:41.3	I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
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